The Speech, Unveiled

In my last post, I promised, or at least indicated that I might, post The Speech. The first speech, the one about Indymojo.Com. My fan has clamored for the video, so being the brave soul that I am, here it is. I haven't watched it, and probably never will. I find it really weird to watch myself on video and I hate the way my voice sounds (does this mean everyone does?). Maybe if I get hyped up on a load of margaritas I'll give it a whirl, but that's not likely. Me watching it, I mean. The margaritas are very likely. On the topic of margaritas, I have hit upon the recipe for the best margarita in existence, Chili's Presidente Margarita. 1 & 1/4 oz  Sauza Commemorativo Tequila. 1/2 oz. Prezidente Brandy. 1/2 oz. Cointreau. 3 oz. sour mix. 1/8 to 1/4 oz Lime juice. I lean towards 1/4 oz. The brands are key to truly replicating this margarita. don't scrimp and use swill, you'll be sorely disappointed but still drunk. I guess it's about priorities. So, now that I've completely derailed this post, without further adieu, here's the speech.